The most retarded dolphin in the sea
$DOLPHIN: Yacht Of Retarded, Stoned Dolphins
Welcome to $DOLPHIN, where logic drowns, and absurdity floats. This is not your average coin—this is the retarded and stoned dolphin yacht, captained by degenerate meme lords with no brakes and a FOMO-fueled thirst for profit. Forget about utility. Forget about roadmaps. This is pure gambling for the thrill-seeking, dopamine-craving maniacs who laugh in the face of TradFi and spit in the soup of normies.
What’s $DOLPHIN All About?
• For the Trench Soldiers: Made for those who are too far gone, who’ve spent hours crawling through contract audits of “PoopDegen Inu” and “CumFinance.” This is your safe haven for unsafe plays.
• A Cabal of Retarded Genius: Think autistic-level chart reads mixed with the IQ of a goldfish. We’ve bundled our stupidity to create something so dumb, it might just moon.
• Jeets Beware: If you’re thinking of flipping $DOLPHIN at 2x, you’re midcurve thinking as hell. Diamond-hand it like your life depends on it, or get laughed at by the cabal.
• Venture Funds Kneeling: Even the suits can’t resist the hyper meme cycle. Watch as VCs FOMO their bags into our dumb dolphin yacht, praying they get whitelisted on our ship of fools.
1. Absurdity Rules: A coin so dumb, it makes $MOG look like TradFi.
2. Mocking Normies: Laugh at Bitcoin maxis while they lecture you on “store of value.”
3. Degens Assemble: The cabal is growing. We’re not smart, but we’re early.
$DOLPHIN laughs at the old world of finance.
Stocks? Bozo behavior.
Bonds? Midcurve nonsense.
This is retarded freedom, where trading is a game, and the prize is laughter.
The most retarded dolphin in the sea
$DOLPHIN: Yacht Of Retarded, Stoned Dolphins
Welcome to $DOLPHIN, where logic drowns, and absurdity floats. This is not your average coin—this is the retarded and stoned dolphin yacht, captained by degenerate meme lords with no brakes and a FOMO-fueled thirst for profit. Forget about utility. Forget about roadmaps. This is pure gambling for the thrill-seeking, dopamine-craving maniacs who laugh in the face of TradFi and spit in the soup of normies.
What’s $DOLPHIN All About?
• For the Trench Soldiers: Made for those who are too far gone, who’ve spent hours crawling through contract audits of “PoopDegen Inu” and “CumFinance.” This is your safe haven for unsafe plays.
• A Cabal of Retarded Genius: Think autistic-level chart reads mixed with the IQ of a goldfish. We’ve bundled our stupidity to create something so dumb, it might just moon.
• Jeets Beware: If you’re thinking of flipping $DOLPHIN at 2x, you’re midcurve thinking as hell. Diamond-hand it like your life depends on it, or get laughed at by the cabal.
• Venture Funds Kneeling: Even the suits can’t resist the hyper meme cycle. Watch as VCs FOMO their bags into our dumb dolphin yacht, praying they get whitelisted on our ship of fools.
Absurdity Rules: A coin so dumb, it makes $MOG look like TradFi.
Mocking Normies: Laugh at Bitcoin maxis while they lecture you on “store of value.”
Degens Assemble: The cabal is growing. We’re not smart, but we’re early.
$DOLPHIN laughs at the old world of finance.
Stocks? Bozo behavior.
Bonds? Midcurve nonsense.
This is retarded freedom, where trading is a game, and the prize is laughter.
